Clothing

Honestly? Been better A bruised banana and two words that say everything. Some days you're a fresh Cavendish and some days you're the one at the bo...

A sunflower and a fair point 🌻 Just a wholesome little reminder that your tax situation is not the real problem here. A sunflower, a serif font, an...

A very specific phobia, now for your head The full confession stitched across a high-profile flat bill, so people can read it at a distance and pla...

A very specific phobia Printed on the back in bold red so everyone behind you gets the message first. It's a public service announcement for anyone...

Small blessings, smaller problems A lowercase prayer for proportional difficulties. This one's for the person who's made peace with what they've go...

Solid advice, no follow-up questions The same two sentences of wisdom, this time stitched on a soft garment-washed cap that looks broken-in from da...

It's a medical condition, now for your head A frowning frog and a statement of fact, stitched in green on a soft cotton dad hat. Consider it a disc...

It's a medical condition A vintage frog sits in quiet solidarity with everyone who has ever said the wrong thing at the right volume. The diagnosis...

Solid advice, no follow-up questions A skeleton giving you a thumbs-up and two sentences of wisdom that apply to more situations than you'd think. ...

Please be patient, I'm from the 1900s Born in the 1900s and doing your best to keep up with a century that moved on without you. A vintage stagecoa...

Rarely in doubt, never wrong A tidy little admission of fallibility, immediately walked back. This one's for the friend, coworker, or dad who's tec...

It's a fih No caption, no explanation, just a very serious photo of a perch and the word "fih" hanging above it. If you know, you know, and if you ...

Certified mamacita One word, red and unmissable, for someone who already knows. It's a compliment, a mood, and a whole attitude in bold varsity let...

A man and his trimmer Nothing beats a crisp, clean border where the grass meets the driveway. This one's for the yard-work devotee who lives for th...

A position stated plainly There's not much room for nuance on this one, and that's the joke. A blunt little manifesto in cream-and-green serif type...

The stoner's serenity prayer Grant me the sativa to change the things I can, the indica to accept the things I cannot, and the wisdom to know which...

Make Europe Great Again, and mean it this time Same slogan, opposite politics: more Europe, not less. A laurel wreath under bold serif type, printe...

Make Europe Great Again, and mean it this time The slogan gets flipped here into something worth wearing: more Europe, not less. Stitched in clean ...

It tastes like soap and you know it For the roughly one in five people whose genes turn cilantro into dish detergent, this is less an opinion than ...

A campaign we can all get behind Four more years of black eyeliner and Bauhaus on vinyl. This one takes the most parodied slogan in America and poi...

A boundary you can wear Some people put it on a service-dog vest. You're putting it on your head. Clean white embroidery, no explanation offered, f...

Grading Itself Before Class Even Starts The viral "Quality Learing Center" sign, typo and all, immortalized on a soft tee. For anyone who's ever si...

🛸 You Wouldn't Pirate a Continent A low-effort bootleg of a high-effort lie. Ripped straight from the anti-piracy vault and repurposed for geopolit...

🧢 Ice Cold, Zero Politeness ❄️ A flat‑brim refusal in stitched form. Two words, no cushioning, no context. Worn forward, backward, or low, it doesn...