You Wouldn't Steal at Self-Checkout - Sticker
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🛒😈 "Feed the Hungry, One Self-Checkout at a Time" Sticker
Stick a little corporate satire wherever you please with this bold and cheeky design. No, you wouldn’t steal a car—but let’s just say modern problems require certain modern solutions. Whether you're making a statement, sparking debates, or just enjoying the irony, this high-quality sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, or… hypothetically near a self-checkout screen.
- Exclusive design by Mongolife
- Premium quality
- Bubble-free
- Durable vinyl
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
🚚 Shipping & Returns
Your order will be made fresh just for you. We ship worldwide with the best shipping partners for your location.
- USA & Canada – 5-11 business days
- Europe & UK – 6-12 business days
- Asia Pacific – 12-20 business days
Free returns within 14 days or for store credit or replacement items within 30 days!
📐 Size & Fit
Our classic unisex t-shirts are not only true to size, but incredibly soft while still being lightweight.
In general, we advise men to buy their normal size, or one size up for a more relaxed and oversized look. Women should select their regular unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit, or one up for oversized.
If you want to get really technical, you can find the Size chart where you select size and quantity.
💳 Payment Options
Choose to pay securely with VISA, Mastercard, American Express, Apple Pay or PayPal.
🍃 Sustainability
All Mongolife clothing and products are made to order to reduce overproduction and its impact on the climate.
We use some of the best available Oeko-Tex™ certified inks to print your items.
We are committed to ensuring ethical and fair-labor practices within our operations.
Returns are donated to charity.