Pubic Lice Survivor - T-Shirt
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🫶 Love, Lice & Laughs
Nothing says “I’ve been through it” like a red, hairy heart declaring your status as a Pubic Lice Survivor. This shirt’s got just the right amount of shame, pride, and pubes to ruin an airport reunion or absolutely dominate your next ugly shirt swap. Perfect for prank gifts, bachelor parties, or airing your dirty laundry—literally.
Available in Vintage White and Pink, because trauma comes in multiple shades.
- Exclusive design by Mongolife
- 100% cotton
- Regular fit
- Lightweight
- Pre-shrunk
- Soft and comfortable
- Produced responsibly
🚚 Shipping & Returns
Your order will be made fresh just for you. We ship worldwide with the best shipping partners for your location.
- USA & Canada – 5-11 business days
- Europe & UK – 6-12 business days
- Asia Pacific – 12-20 business days
Free returns within 14 days or for store credit or replacement items within 30 days!
📐 Size & Fit
Our classic unisex t-shirts are not only true to size, but incredibly soft while still being lightweight.
In general, we advise men to buy their normal size, or one size up for a more relaxed and oversized look. Women should select their regular unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit, or one up for oversized.
If you want to get really technical, you can find the Size chart where you select size and quantity.
💳 Payment Options
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🍃 Sustainability
All Mongolife clothing and products are made to order to reduce overproduction and its impact on the climate.
We use some of the best available Oeko-Tex™ certified inks to print your items.
We are committed to ensuring ethical and fair-labor practices within our operations.
Returns are donated to charity.