Sorry I Don't Drink, Just Drugs - Sticker
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🍻➡️💊 The Sticker That Says It All
Make your stance crystal clear with this "Sorry, I Don’t Drink. Just Drugs for Me, Thanks." sticker. Whether you're dodging another round, skipping the small talk, or just embracing the alternative refreshments lifestyle, this sticker gets straight to the point. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere that needs a little chemical honesty. Durable, high-quality, and guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows.
- Exclusive design by Mongolife
- Premium quality
- Bubble-free
- Durable vinyl
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
🚚 Shipping & Returns
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- USA & Canada – 5-11 business days
- Europe & UK – 6-12 business days
- Asia Pacific – 12-20 business days
Free returns within 14 days or for store credit or replacement items within 30 days!
📐 Size & Fit
Our classic unisex t-shirts are not only true to size, but incredibly soft while still being lightweight.
In general, we advise men to buy their normal size, or one size up for a more relaxed and oversized look. Women should select their regular unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit, or one up for oversized.
If you want to get really technical, you can find the Size chart where you select size and quantity.
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🍃 Sustainability
All Mongolife clothing and products are made to order to reduce overproduction and its impact on the climate.
We use some of the best available Oeko-Tex™ certified inks to print your items.
We are committed to ensuring ethical and fair-labor practices within our operations.
Returns are donated to charity.