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HOLIDAY ORDER DEADLINES: USA 🇺🇸 DEC 10 | EU 🇪🇺 DEC 6
HOLIDAY ORDER DEADLINES: USA 🇺🇸 DEC 10 | EU 🇪🇺 DEC 6

You Wouldn't Steal at Self-Checkout - Hoodie

Original price $50.00 - Original price $50.00
Original price
$50.00
$50.00 - $50.00
Current price $50.00
Color: Black

FREE INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING ON ORDERS $100+

🛒🔥 "Warmth for You, a Feast for the Hungry"

Who said shoplifting can't be for a noble cause? Our "You Wouldn't Steal at Self-Checkout" hoodie is here to challenge the norms, wrapped in sarcasm and a dash of retro humor. This hoodie isn't just about warmth; it's about being as audacious as it is amusing.

  • Exclusive design by Mongolife
  • 100% cotton face
  • Modern fit
  • High quality print
  • 65% cotton & 35% polyester
  • Extra comfy

Also available as a t-shirt here!

🚚 Shipping & Returns

Your order will be made fresh just for you. We ship worldwide with the best shipping partners for your location.

  • USA & Canada – 5-11 business days
  • Europe & UK – 6-12 business days
  • Asia Pacific – 12-20 business days

Free returns within 14 days or for store credit or replacement items within 30 days!

📐 Size & Fit

Our classic unisex t-shirts are not only true to size, but incredibly soft while still being lightweight.

In general, we advise men to buy their normal size, or one size up for a more relaxed and oversized look. Women should select their regular unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit, or one up for oversized.

If you want to get really technical, you can find the Size chart where you select size and quantity.

💳 Payment Options

Choose to pay securely with VISA, Mastercard, American Express, Apple Pay or PayPal.

🍃 Sustainability

All Mongolife clothing and products are made to order to reduce overproduction and its impact on the climate.

We use some of the best available Oeko-Tex™ certified inks to print your items.

We are committed to ensuring ethical and fair-labor practices within our operations.

Returns are donated to charity.