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Zero Days Queef - T-Shirt

Original price $30.00 - Original price $30.00
Original price
$30.00
$30.00 - $30.00
Current price $30.00

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Own the Awkward! 🤭💨

Celebrate those unfiltered moments with our "0 Days Since I Last Queefed" t-shirt. Bold, hilarious, and unapologetically honest, this shirt is perfect for those who embrace life’s awkward moments with a smile. Whether it's for a laugh or to break the ice, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations. Available in Black and Aqua.

  • Exclusive design by Mongolife
  • 100% cotton
  • Regular fit
  • Lightweight
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Soft and comfortable
  • Produced responsibly

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🚚 Shipping & Returns

Your order will be made fresh just for you. We ship worldwide with the best shipping partners for your location.

  • USA & Canada – 5-11 business days
  • Europe & UK – 6-12 business days
  • Asia Pacific – 12-20 business days

Free returns within 14 days or for store credit or replacement items within 30 days!

📐 Size & Fit

Our classic unisex t-shirts are not only true to size, but incredibly soft while still being lightweight.

In general, we advise men to buy their normal size, or one size up for a more relaxed and oversized look. Women should select their regular unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit, or one up for oversized.

If you want to get really technical, you can find the Size chart where you select size and quantity.

💳 Payment Options

Choose to pay securely with VISA, Mastercard, American Express, Apple Pay or PayPal.

🍃 Sustainability

All Mongolife clothing and products are made to order to reduce overproduction and its impact on the climate.

We use some of the best available Oeko-Tex™ certified inks to print your items.

We are committed to ensuring ethical and fair-labor practices within our operations.

Returns are donated to charity.