If You're Trying to Scare Me I'm Afraid of Boobs - Flat Bill Cap
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A very specific phobia, now for your head
The full confession stitched across a high-profile flat bill, so people can read it at a distance and plan accordingly. Flip the brim up and there's a green undervisor, because even a hat this shameless needs one nice surprise.
- 100% cotton twill
- Structured, 5-panel, high-profile
- Green undervisor
- Sewn eyelets
- Snapback closure
- Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (55 cm–60 cm)
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Free returns within 14 days or for store credit or replacement items within 30 days!
📐 Size & Fit
Our classic unisex t-shirts are not only true to size, but incredibly soft while still being lightweight.
In general, we advise men to buy their normal size, or one size up for a more relaxed and oversized look. Women should select their regular unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit, or one up for oversized.
If you want to get really technical, you can find the Size chart where you select size and quantity.
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🍃 Sustainability
All Mongolife clothing and products are made to order to reduce overproduction and its impact on the climate.
We use some of the best available Oeko-Tex™ certified inks to print your items.
We are committed to ensuring ethical and fair-labor practices within our operations.
Returns are donated to charity.