If You're Trying to Scare Me I'm Afraid of Boobs - T-Shirt
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A very specific phobia
Printed on the back in bold red so everyone behind you gets the message first. It's a public service announcement for anyone thinking about trying to scare you, and a helpful heads-up about what actually works. You'll know it's working when strangers start laughing at your back.
- Exclusive design by Mongolife
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Regular fit
- Lightweight, 4.2 oz/yd²
- Pre-shrunk
- Side-seamed, shoulder taping
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Free returns within 14 days or for store credit or replacement items within 30 days!
📐 Size & Fit
Our classic unisex t-shirts are not only true to size, but incredibly soft while still being lightweight.
In general, we advise men to buy their normal size, or one size up for a more relaxed and oversized look. Women should select their regular unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit, or one up for oversized.
If you want to get really technical, you can find the Size chart where you select size and quantity.
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🍃 Sustainability
All Mongolife clothing and products are made to order to reduce overproduction and its impact on the climate.
We use some of the best available Oeko-Tex™ certified inks to print your items.
We are committed to ensuring ethical and fair-labor practices within our operations.
Returns are donated to charity.